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Wendy

Copyright© 2018 by Old Man with a Pen

Chapter 16

<You seem to have taken California in disgust.>

This conversation began in the den of the house I bought from a suddenly unpopular band member of a one hit wonder group that blamed their fall from grace on the bass player. They were right ... wasn’t even a decent garage band. How they ever dubbed a multimillion seller, I’ll never know.

The saving grace?

I got Theo’s house ... it’s not lake front ... but it has its own private beach.

And a boat.

“California in disgust? High taxes, corrupt government and everything has been deemed hazardous to my health. Everything ... including sunlight, water, meat, vegetables and life. It’ll kill me someday.”

<Everybody dies.>

“Yup ... I’ll have another slice of prime, please. As soon as I polish it off, I’m going to lay out and finish tanning the white spots, making sure I stay hydrated and dip a few carrot sticks in Ranch dressing ... Fuck you California.”

<It’s Hollywood.>

“How is it their fault?”

<They’ve convinced the US that movies are the real world.>

“Yeah...

“ ... Wait ... aren’t they?

“Doesn’t every cowboy play the guitar? Ride palomino horses and wear a half a ton of silver mounted leather.

“You ... mean ... it’s fake?”

<You have the watch ... go see.>

“Go with?”

<Why not?>

They discorporated.

 
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