Chapter 208

Pharmacist to customer:

“Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...

Simply showing a marriage certificate and the wife’s picture is not enough!

For MEN ... and WOMEN with a bit of humour??
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.

Blessings Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to!

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Compliments of dorsetmike‎

Mens room grafitti

You don’t come here to sit and wonder but piss & shit & fart like thunder.

It’s no use standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump 6 feet Ain’t no use to go next door the crabs in there jump 6 feet 4

(the following written very low down) If you can read this you’re shitting at an angle of 37.5 degrees

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Do Not Call List

<Telemarketer> Good evening Sir, please let me start by saying...
At this point I cut him off in a loud and panicked voice and asked:
Do you know how to get blood stains out of carpet?
<Telemarketer> erm ... no... click
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