Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 208
Pharmacist to customer:
“Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...
Simply showing a marriage certificate and the wife’s picture is not enough!
For MEN ... and WOMEN with a bit of humour??
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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