Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 76
Compliments of pigs41
The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence.
Mary put up her and said “My friend had chickenpox and my mum said not to visit her so I didn’t catch them as they are very contagious.””
“Excellent Mary.” said the teacher.
Next Sebastian said “When I had a cold mum told me to wash my hands a lot so I didn’t spread it to anyone else as colds are contagious.”
“Well done Sebastian.” said the teacher.
“Anyone else?” asked the teacher hoping little Johnny had nothing to say.
Then up shot little Johnny’s hand so with a big sigh the teacher said “Yes Johnny?”
Johnny said “My dad was walking home the other day and he saw a truck loaded with bricks go around a corner and all the bricks fell off.
“Dad said it was such a shame as it took that cunt ages to load them on...”
The teacher asked the children to take note of anything special or fascinating on the way home from school and talk about it to the class the next morning.
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