Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 7
This one is compliments of hiramt
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the elevator. The brunette looks down and exclaims “Oh my god. That looks like semen on the floor!”
The blonde squats down and gives it a sniff. “Oh my god! It smells like semen.”
The redhead bends over and swipes her finger through it. She puts it in her mouth, thinks for a moment and says “It’s no one from this building.”
Why can’t redheads be cowgirls? They can’t keep their calves together.
This one is compliments of mixerman
During a church service, a naked woman walks in and sits down. This startles the priest. He walks over to the woman and explains to her that she can come to church naked. She tells the priest, ‘But Father I have a divine right.’ The priest replies, You also have a divine left...
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