Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 69
Say thanks to Tony S. for this one.
An eighty-year-old woman ran into an old friend in the checkout line at Wal-Mart, and the two women wished each other a happy New Year. But her friend frowned and said, “Oh, but I was so sorry to hear about the sudden death of your husband!”
“Yes, it was a terrible thing, but at least Herbert died happy -- in the act of love.”
“Goodness! Really? That’s ... amazing. I mean -- at your age and all!”
“Well, we certainly had toned it down some these days, but we still made sweet love every Sunday morning. We’d do it slowly, you know? To the rhythm of the church bells ... In with the dings, and out with the dongs; in with the dings, and out with the dongs ... it was wonderful!”
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