Chapter 69

Say thanks to Tony S. for this one. ‎

An eighty-year-old woman ran into an old friend in the checkout line at Wal-Mart, and the two women wished each other a happy New Year. But her friend frowned and said, “Oh, but I was so sorry to hear about the sudden death of your husband!”

“Yes, it was a terrible thing, but at least Herbert died happy -- in the act of love.”

“Goodness! Really? That’s ... amazing. I mean -- at your age and all!”

“Well, we certainly had toned it down some these days, but we still made sweet love every Sunday morning. We’d do it slowly, you know? To the rhythm of the church bells ... In with the dings, and out with the dongs; in with the dings, and out with the dongs ... it was wonderful!”

“That does sound wonderful,” her friend said.

“Yes, and my Herbert would still be here with me today, if that damned Good Humor truck hadn’t come by at just the wrong time!”

This short one is compliments of Charm_Brights‎

Just a quicky - a real insult: If Elizabeth Taylor had triplets you would be the one in the middle on the bottle.