Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 67
This one is from john w
Another one...
Paddy and Mick are on a building site ... Paddy said to Mick “I don’t feel too good so I’m going to pretend I’m mad and the foreman will see me and send me home.”
So Paddy hangs from the rafters by his feet shouting “I’m a light bulb. I’m a lightbulb, look at me I’m a light bulb.”
The foreman sees him and shouts “Paddy ... You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”
Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”
Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?
This one is from joevsr
Valentine’s Day
Bar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??
Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”
Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”
Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”
Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and nobody comments.
These Mind bogglers are compliments of squaddie117
Read these using pure logic, no common sense, a pinch of salt, leave your brains in neutral and try not to run on the freeway afterwards :).
A bullet cannot hit a man running away.
By the time the bullet has reached the man’s point of departure, the man has retreated.
The bullet then has to cover that extra distance but finds the man has retreated further.
It covers that distance too, only to find that again the man is not there.
And so on and so on.
Each successive advance occupies a finite length of time no matter how small.
You cannot divide and subdivide a fraction to produce zero.
Therefor a bullet cannot hit a running man.
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