Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 64
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store’s merchandise wasn’t in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some old senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you selling here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You must be doing well ... Only two left.”
Seniors -- don’t mess with them. They didn’t get old by being stupid!
A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.
She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren’t producing?”
A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”
Say thanks to dorsetmike for the following.
Three old men walking side by side
First: “It’s windy today”.
Second: “No, it’s Thursday”
Third: “So am I. Let’s go for a beer.”
What goes across a lake at 100mph?
... A motor pike and sidecarp.
I used to love farm vehicles, but not anymore - I’m an ex-tractor fan
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