Chapter 579

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OldGreyDuck is digging deep for these three!!!! 😆😎 I went to a comedy club last Friday evening. There was a woman there telling nothing but chicken jokes. She called herself a “Comedi-hen”. 😆😎

🦠🦠🦠🦠 I was stuck driving behind a car today. The license plate read: G4ND4LF/ No idea who was driving, but he wouldn’t let me pass. 😆😎 🦠🦠🦠🦠

In case you didn’t know, Weddings at Nudist Camps are highly unsuitable.

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Biiguy came through again!!!!

An Englishman’s wife had died. Somewhat later, he met a friend who said, “I’m sorry to hear that your wife passed away”. The Englishman being rather deaf, he said, “What did you say?”. The friend repeated, louder, “I’m sorry to hear that you buried your wife”. The Englishman replied quietly, “I had to, old fellow. She was dead, y’ know”.