Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 578
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jus-dafax keeps them coming ... thanks
My son came to the breakfast table this morning and told me that his ear was hurting. I asked him if it was hurting inside or outside. He looked at me rather strangely, turned and walked out the front door. A moment later he walked back in and said, “Both”. I think I might be putting too much in his college fund.
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OldGreyDuck comes through again, many thanks
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He is served and he takes it out to the bench in an enclosed area for the bar, out in front. As he is enjoying the delightful taste, a nun comes by and starts to lecture him. “How can you pollute your soul with that? It is the Devils drink!”
The man pauses and replies; “It’s not the Devil, it is just whiskey.”
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