Chapter 577

🦠🦠🦠🦠

jus-dafax is at it again!!!! 😊

Filling a Whoopie cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole other dimension to the joke.

Warning: The joke is much funnier if you do it on someone else’s couch. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

🦠🦠🦠🦠

Reltney McFee has to much time on his hands!! 😊

What’s the difference between being married & being in prison?

The warden won’t max out your credit card. 🥰 🥰

🦠🦠🦠🦠 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

jus-dafax is at it again!!! 🥰 🥰

As I slid my finger into her hole, I could feel it getting wetter and wetter. I pulled it out and within a minute she began to go down on me. “I’ve got to get another boat” I thought.

🦠🦠🦠🦠

😆😎

OldGreyDuck latest contribution ... thanks 😆😎

A busy OB-GYN office decided to print up a Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) sheet with answers for first time parents. This was done to help reassure them, at this new and exciting time in their life.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No. 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m 2 months pregnant. When will my baby move?
A: With luck, right after he finishes collage.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine the sex of my baby?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant, and she is often moody, hostile and irrational.
A: And your question is?

Q: My childbirth instructor says that labor isn’t really pain, just pressure. Is this correct?
A: Yes. Just like a tornado is a mild breeze.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you discover that you are pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I must be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “ALIMONY” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I need to avoid, right after childbirth?
A: Getting pregnant again.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the diaper quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife start to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are away in college.

🦠🦠🦠🦠

😆😎