Jokes and Giggles Part Two - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 577

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jus-dafax is at it again!!!! ?

Filling a Whoopie cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole other dimension to the joke.

Warning: The joke is much funnier if you do it on someone else’s couch. ??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️

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Reltney McFee has to much time on his hands!! ?

What’s the difference between being married & being in prison?

The warden won’t max out your credit card. ? ?

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jus-dafax is at it again!!! ? ?

As I slid my finger into her hole, I could feel it getting wetter and wetter. I pulled it out and within a minute she began to go down on me. “I’ve got to get another boat” I thought.

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OldGreyDuck latest contribution ... thanks ??

A busy OB-GYN office decided to print up a Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) sheet with answers for first time parents. This was done to help reassure them, at this new and exciting time in their life.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No. 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m 2 months pregnant. When will my baby move?
A: With luck, right after he finishes collage.

 
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