Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 576
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Alphqwe is being a shit disturber again!!! ?
(Insure that your health insurance is up to date first) If you really want your wife to remember this years Xmas, don’t buy her jewelry, furs or even a car. Buy her a mop.
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Biiguy came through again ??
When Jesus brought the 5 loaves, Gautama made his contribution. So everyone has Bread and Buddha
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.
Planet of the Vapes.
I know you’re a Bladerunner, but in this house we don’t run with scissors.
After conquering vast swathes of territory, the Mongols’ motto became, “If anybody can, Genghis Khan”.
Henry VIII dried his first wife, and put her in a small jar. And that is what became of Catherine of Tarragon.
General Grant yelled across to General Lee, “And how are your parents’?”
Lee yelled back, “Very well, thank you. And it’s nice weather we’re having this time of year.”
It was a very civil war.
A teacher asked a student “If I gave you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples would you have?”
The student said, “four”.
The teacher said, “But one and one and one are three”.
“I know”, said the student, “but I already have one apple.”
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