Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 575
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions, “We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.” replied the Irishman.
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality...
“Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
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