Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 574
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My mother was always talking about people who had died. She said, old lady’s voice, “Do you remember Muriel? She’s just died. Do you remember Arthur? He’s just died”. I said, “Mom, please get off the roof and give me the gun.”
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.
He put his lips on her and slid his tongue in THAT’S NOT HOW IT’S DONE Said the other paramedic
In the bedroom sparks were flying. I’m not really good at being an electrician.
“He looked at his wife as she lay in their bed, the blankets covering her shapely form. Her eyes slowly opened, and she whispered... ‘Did you remember to take the rubbish bins out?’”
The Police came to me yesterday telling me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even have bikes.
A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer, “You shouldn’t work my husband so hard. He’s exhausted”. The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell”. The woman replies, “Bullshit!. He just told me that he’s been digging a tunnel for months”.
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