Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 573
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“I’m telling you Lisa, I’ve never been happier, “ said Sally. “I have two boyfriends. One is just fabulous. He’s handsome, sensitive, caring and considerate”.
“So what do you need the second one for?” asked Lisa.
“The second one is straight”.
A guy went to the doctor and said, I’ve got a mole on the end of my penis”.
“Drop your pants and show me”, said the doctor, who then proceeded to examine the area.
“Yes”, continued the doctor. “I can get rid of the mole, but I’m going to have to report you to the animal welfare people”.
It is noteworthy that nobody who was originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35.
I once had sex for 62 minutes straight, without stopping. Of course, that was on the day that they moved the clocks...
My mother’s at the stage where she talks about everyone who’s died.
“Do you remember Muriel? She’s just died”
“Do you remember Arthur? He’s just died.”
I said, “Mom, get off the roof and give me the gun”.
And here are the results of the Sci Fi soccer games: R2D – 2, C3P - 0
An Italian, a Greek and a Jew were discussing their ancient civilizations.
The Italian said, “Archaeologists dug down to a level from 2000 years ago and discovered wires, which proved that the ancient Romans had telegraph.”
The Greek said, “Archaeologists dug down to a level from 2300 years ago and discovered wires, which proved that the ancient Greeks had telephones.”
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