Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 57
Compliments of c0ffee
A chap was in the pub enjoying a pint, and went to the vending machine to buy some cigarettes.
As he put his coins in, the cigarette machine said:
‘Look at the state of you. That shirt is hideous, your haircut is terrible, and those shoes make you look like a clown.’
Stunned, the man presses the reject button and gets his money back.
He goes back to the bar, mulling over what happened, and takes a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the bar.
The bowl pipes up:
‘Hey! Lookin’ good! Is that a new shirt? And I really like that aftershave!’
He attracts the attention of the barman and says:
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