Chapter 569

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Irvmull commenting about his recent date 😆😂

She passed on the scalloped potatoes, because “I don’t like seafood.”

That was the moment I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me.

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af9023 Views on life, enjoy!!

Watching the colors of red, white, and blue exploding in the sky, gives one a few moments of happiness. BUT seeing them flash in your rear-view mirror is a lifetime of pure sadness!!

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My buddy and I were driving down a rural highway and came to a Police DUI check point. Driving slowly along the orange cones, I saw a small car pulled over and stopped off the pavement. There was a policeman standing really close to the driver’s side door. What was so very different was the cop didn’t have anything, but his erect member in his hand. As I was driving away heard the blond driver say, “Is that the new breathalyzer that I’ve heard talked about?”

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