Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 565
Say thanks to OldGreyDuck for this one!
Living in the South for many years ago, I recall a deeply religious couple that were neighbors. They stated that they were searching to buy a Baptist dog. Eventually, they found a preacher that was also a specialized dog breeder.
They went to see him, and a particular dog named “Rev”. The couple asked “How do we know Rev is a Baptist dog?”
The breeder said; “Rev! Go get a Bible!” and off the dog ran to a shelf and grabbed a King James Bible and returned with it in his mouth.
“Any dog can be trained to fetch a book,” the couple stated.
The breeder smiled. “Rev, Open that bible to Luke 4-11, please.” And wonder of wonders, the dog did just that. He opened the Bible and found the passage, his paw at the first line.
The couple purchased the dog.
Upon bringing Rev home, the couple proudly introduced him to their friends, and Rev would astound the friends by finding particular biblical passages.
One friend asked; “Does he know any regular dog tricks, like sit, or roll over?”
The proud over said; “Yes! Rev, heel!” and Rev came over and placed a paw on the friends head.
“That’s not a Baptist dog!” The friend stated. “He’s Pentecostal!”
fagan8300 provide this view on politics
Why in the age of political correctness when dealing with sexual harassment, do we use a word that the first two syllables are pronounced her ass?
Anon57 gave us this one,
Courtesy of my little sister, Marcia;
Back in the day, a lady was carrying an arm load of fresh vegetables when she was startled and dropped them, thus creating the first tossed salad
af9023 is to be thanked for this one!!!!
Clem had just graduated school and was kicked out of the house. First thing was he needed a place to stay and a job. Asking all around town, He couldn’t find either one. His old teacher told him to get himself to the city, where there were bigger rooms, better jobs, and fancier restaurants.
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