Chapter 564

From Anon57 courtesy of Wanda 😲

Two blondes are sitting on the banks of the lake fishing, a game Warden walks up and asked to see their license, but of course they don’t have one so he tells them that they are going to get a citation and lose their equipment, when they pull their lines in he notices that they have magnets attached to their lines as bait, the warden just kinda rolls his eyes and tells them that in this case they are getting a verbal warning and walks off.

One blonde says to the other one “That warden wasn’t real bright, was he...”

To which the other one says “No he wasn’t, doesn’t he realize there’s steelheads in here.”

Thank Smokeyjoe34 for this one!!

Old Age in a Nutshell!!

1. Wait ... What did I come in here for?

2. I could have sworn that was my password.

3. Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.

4. Why is the print of these instructions so tiny?

5. What cares if it looks weird, I’m comfortable.

6. Has anybody seen my phone?

7. Stupid scales ... that cannot be right.

8. Huh! Wonder how I got that bruise...

9. Shit, did I already take my tablets?

10. $5.00 for a box of cereal? They raised the price and shrunk the box ... What a racket.

11. Software update again? I don’t like upgrades.

12. Who in the world is calling me at 9:30pm?

13. Now that’s a well-used face, SHIT! it’s my bathroom mirror.

14. Next time I go to bed, think I’ll wear a parachute, it hurts falling out in the mornings.