Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 563
Old_Grey_Duck blessed us with this gem!!!
It was indeed a “May-December Wedding”. She was 23 and he was just shy of his 75th birthday. After the ceremony, off they went to a quaint B&B for the Honeymoon. The following morning, the groom came down the stairs with a twinkle in his eye, a smile on his face, and a spring in his step. Not too long after that, the bride came out of the room, a total wreck. Hair a mess, having trouble walking, and moaning.
“Oh my goodness!” the B&B Manager stated. “What happened to you?”
The young bride looked up and muttered; “When he said he had been saving up for over 40 years, I thought he meant MONEY.”
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.
“Like sitting around the pool, drinking beer isn’t a good thing?” I asked.
Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is “only thinking of me,” she said, and suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.
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