Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 560
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Tom had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in the Scottish highlands as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and there is a huge, bearded man standing there.
“Hi, my name’s Harry, your neighbour from forty miles up the road ... Having Christmas party Friday night ... Thought you might like to come. About 7 o’clock...”
“Great,” says Tom, “after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks ... Thank you.”
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