Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 56
Compliments of Allan
The German clockmaker said to the watch that kept going tick, tick, tick:
“Ve haff vays to make you tock”...
An infinite number of people walk into a bar...
The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...
The bartender pulls out two beers and tells them to know their limit.
Why are North Korean weekends so lame?
Because there’s only one party.
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