Chapter 557

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Alphqwe is at it again!!!

Does picking up a treat that has fallen to the floor count as a squat?

If you are being chased by a bunch of Taxidermists DON’T PLAY DEAD!

Before I agree to 2022, I will need to see all of its terms and conditions!

Pro-caffeinating is the condition of not doing anything until after the first cup of coffee.

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Give a Nod to Telephoneman for this one!!

This morning I decided to change my satnav voice to ‘Male’.

Now all I get is, “It’s somewhere around here, just keep driving, you’ll find it.”

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And everyone thought OldGreyDuck was a nice guy!!! 😆😎

Pro Tip: Save the business cards of people that you don’t like. If you ever accidentally hit a car and nobody is around, write “Sorry” on the back of a card and leave it under the wiper blade, and leave.

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LOTS OF THINGS TO PONDER!!!!!!!!!

FOR THOSE WHO ARE 60 yrs OLD AND ABOVE ... PLEASE READ THIS. This is for you. I really like what is said here and am going to try my best to follow it. Thank you to the person who wrote this. May God bless us all as we strive to be a blessing to others at this age, especially to our children.

🚩Between 60 and death. It’s time to use the money you saved up. Use it and enjoy it. Don’t just keep it for those who may have no notion of the sacrifices you made to get it. Remember there is nothing more dangerous than a son or daughter-in-law with big ideas for your hard-earned capital.

🚩Warning: This is also a bad time for investments, even if it seems wonderful or fool-proof. They only bring problems and worries. This is a time for you to enjoy some peace and quiet.

🚩Stop worrying about the financial situation of your children and grandchildren, and don’t feel bad spending your money on yourself. You’ve taken care of them for many years, and you’ve taught them what you could. You gave them an education, food, shelter, and support. The responsibility is now theirs to earn their own money.

🚩Keep a healthy life, without great physical effort. Do moderate exercise (like walking every day), eat well, and get your sleep. It’s easy to become sick, and it gets harder to remain healthy. That is why you need to keep yourself in good shape and be aware of your medical and physical needs. Keep in touch with your doctor, do tests even when you’re feeling well. Stay informed.

🚩Always buy the best, most beautiful items for your significant other. The key goal is to enjoy your money with your partner. One day one of you will miss the other, and the money will not provide any comfort then, enjoy it together.

🚩Don’t stress over the little things. You’ve already overcome so much in your life. You have good memories and bad ones, but the important thing is the present. Don’t let the past drag you down and don’t let the future frighten you. Feel good in the now. Small issues will soon be forgotten.

🚩Regardless of age, always keep love alive. Love your partner, love life, love your family, love your neighbor, and remember: “A man is not old as long as he has intelligence and affection.”