Jokes and Giggles Part Two - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 555

Old Rotorhead provided this medley

Shifty variants:

“She’s like a Japanese goldfish,” said Tom koi-ly, “spectacular looks, but her mouth is always open.”

“She’s like a goldfish,” carped Tom, “looks good but her mouth is always open.”

I hasten to add that the sexes can be reversed in the foregoing, and they make just as much sense.


Another one liner from Alphqwe

After my last visit to the Doctor I now have to practice social distancing from my Refrigerator! ?


Stevensalo submitted this one, many thanks

A man that works in a pickle factory comes home from work clearly upset. His wife asks him what’s wrong. He replies that he’s been getting a crazy urge to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

She’s obviously shocked but tries to be supportive and urges him to talk to a counselor about it as soon as possible.

He readily agrees and the next day gets home at noon.

His wife asks him why he’s home so early and he tells her he got fired.

She’s upset and asks why.

 
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