Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 554
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?? Aldo Has a few thoughts to share ??
Re: difference between home to bar and bar to home
That seems complicated.
But
Riding a bicycle is simple. Whichever way you go, it’s always headwind and uphill.
And there’s no difference, as from bar to home you cannot ride. ????
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Alphqwe is at it again!!! ??
My kids have been pestering me to get an inground swimming pool, so to night we’re going to have a Poltergeist movie marathon.
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?? OldGreyDuck hasn’t lost his touch!! ??
A friend of mine refused to eat Tongue, because it came out of a cows mouth. So, I gave her an egg.
Some guy in the supermarket said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So, I threw a coconut at his face.
October! In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was ear-y.
I can’t believe that someone broke into my garage and stole the Limbo Stick. Seriously, how low can you go?
Grandpa always said; “When one door closes, another door opens.” Wonderful man, lousy cabinet maker.
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