Chapter 553

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😆😎 jus-dafax is responsible for the following, many thanks 😆😎

Imagine an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you love Jesus.”

Doctor to Patient: “You have a rare disease that causes severe memory loss.”

Patient to doctor: “Is it contagious?”

Doctor to Patient: “Is what contagious?”

I asked the waitress for a quickie, and she slapped me. The lady at the next table leaned over and said, “It’s pronounced “quiche”.

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Alphqwe is at it again 😎😆😂

Last one of the day.

I’m going to clean out my refrigerator with a shotgun, something just closed the door from the inside.

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Thank Aldo for this one!!!

Cavalier comes from French chevalier. It means ‘(the gentleman) with the horse’.

At the end of the day, are you going to make him a zoophile?

This is a short classification of asses.

First, there is the venerable bubble butt.

Then, there is the classical one, like a Greek amphora.

Again, there is the formless pillow butt.

And last, butt ;-) definitely not the least, is one of the seven wonders of the world: the hanging gardens.

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