Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 551
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OldGreyDuck is at it again? Enjoy!!!!
I helped my neighbor move a few heavy things in her house today. She said; “Oh, I could marry you!” And I’m thinking to myself; “Gee! Help someone out, and they threaten you with a lifetime of misery!”
It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 30-minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering!
How can you tell the gender of an ant? Simple. Put it in a cup of water. If it sinks ... Girl ant. If it floats...
I’m really happy that Facebook is up again. It was so annoying, knockings on my neighbors doors to show them my dinner!
On his 74th birthday, a man received a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a near by reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his gift certificate to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned,
“This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say ‘1-2-3.”
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want.”
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked,
“How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,” he responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
He was very eager to see if it worked, so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!”
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