Chapter 550

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Two guys were walking their dogs one afternoon and decided to stop for a beer at the pub. The sign on the door said, “No Pets Allowed”.

The first fellow said, “Not a problem,” put on a pair of sunglasses and walked in. The bartender said “Hey buddy! The sign outside said ‘no pets’.”

The first fellow says “This is my guide dog. I’m blind.” The bartender looks at the dog (a German Shepherd) and says “Okay”.

The second fellow walked in wearing sunglasses and again, the bartender says “No pets allowed!” So, the second fellow also says “I’m also blind and this is MY guide dog.”

The bartender says “Really? That’s a Chihuahua.”

The second fellow pauses, then answers; “WHAT?? They gave me a fucking CHIHUAHUA???”

Alphqwe is at it again

I fell into a bunch of 4 leaf clovers and some poison ivy.

Talk about a rash of good luck!