Chapter 548

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jus-dafax speaking from experience ?? A short one.

You know how after the baseball game they throw the ball to the watching fans?

I now know that that isn’t allowed in bowling.

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Telephoneman thoughts on life!! ?

Me: I’d like to take a trip somewhere.

Bank Account: I suggest you take it to work.

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Anon57 provide this item, many thanks:

The Indian chief was talking to his son and his son asked where he got the names he gave his children, the chief said, “ I get them from the first thing I see after they’re born, such as Sun Rising or stars brightly shining or trees blowing in the wind, why is it you ask Two Dogs Fucking?”

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Say thanks to Alphqwe for these two ✌

Whenever I try to start a healthy diet a candy bar looks at me and Sneakers!

My family treats me like I’m a god, they ignore almost everything I say they should do, then ask me to fix whatever has gone wrong in their lives.

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