Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 546
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Bladewash and his wife!!
My wife wanted a tattoo, so I got her one that said, DO NOT RESUSCITATE.
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Uther Pendragon is the one to thank for this group!!
October
In the old days, a hunter shot some rabbits and brought two into town to sell to the local diner.
“The rabbit stew will be richer tomorrow,” the cook said.
“Yeah. You always have it on the menu, but I know that rabbits aren’t always easy to find. How do you get enough?”
“Well, sometimes, I have to piece it out with horsemeat.”
“‘Piece it out?’ How far do you go?”
“I’ve done as much as 50 – 50.”
“‘Fifty-fifty. What does that mean?”
“Fifty – fifty. One horse, one rabbit.”
General Sheridan claimed that the Devil originally owned both Texas and Hell. He rented out Texas and lived in the property with the more pleasant climate.
Dogs consider the humans who live with them as part of their pack. Cats consider them to be staff.
“My Jimmy is so smart,” Mrs. Brown said. “He got a hundred on his IQ test.”
“What are you doing these days?”
“I’ve got a new grift selling counterfeit vaccination certificates.”
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