Chapter 544

Telephoneman’s contribution, many thanks

Some people call their bodies Temples.
Not me, mine is more of a Bar and Grill.

Man: Woman you are so ugly.
Woman: And you are so drunk
Man: But I’ll be sober in the morning

Woman: If you were my husband, I’d poison your wine.
Man: If you were my wife, I’d drink it!

Son! When you asked for my credit card to buy a charger, I assumed you meant a phone charger not a DODGE Charger!

Sex and Seniors

SEX AT 85

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 85.

I’m so happy because I live at number 83.
So it’s not too far to walk home afterward.
And it’s on the same side of the street.
I don’t even have to cross the road!