Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 544
Telephoneman’s contribution, many thanks
Some people call their bodies Temples.
Not me, mine is more of a Bar and Grill.
Man: Woman you are so ugly.
Woman: And you are so drunk
Man: But I’ll be sober in the morning
Woman: If you were my husband, I’d poison your wine.
Man: If you were my wife, I’d drink it!
Son! When you asked for my credit card to buy a charger, I assumed you meant a phone charger not a DODGE Charger!
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