Chapter 543

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So, I was hanging out at the senior center talking to me fellow seniors.

One gal propositioned me asking, “Want to try a little anal on the side”?

Hell, I had no idea she was talking about her ostomy.

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Two young men were talking in a bar. One says, “Dude you are really looking beat.”

The other replies, “Yeah, it’s my girlfriend. She’s after me for sex day and night. We do it at least three times a day during the week and she never stops on the weekends. I just don’t know what to do.”

An old fellow down the bar had overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of age said, “It’s simple. Marry her. That will stop that shit immediately.”

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A doctor was scheduled to give physical exams to a group of co-eds. The first one was normal except for a big patch of irritated skin between her breasts in the shape of an I. He asked her about it, and she replied, “My boyfriend goes to Iowa State University and he’s so proud of his letterman’s sweater that he wouldn’t take it off even when we made love.”

The second girl was the same except that her skin irritation was in the shape of an N. Her explanation started, “My boyfriend goes to Nebraska...”.

The third girl’s mark was in the shape of an O and she said that her boyfriend went to Ohio State.

The doctor sensed a pattern so when the fourth girl’s chest showed an M he said, “Let me guess. Your boyfriend goes to Michigan.”

“No,” she replied, “But my girlfriend does go to Wisconsin.”