Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 542
Joke # 1
Sent for Vetting Sept. 29, 2021
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Another one from Telephoneman:
Cop: You were going way too fast.
Me: I was only trying to keep up with the other traffic.
Cop: There is no traffic.
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.
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Alphqwe is at it again!!!
If a tree falls on your ex in the forest and no one hears it, you should get rid of the chainsaw, just in case.
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reader459 sent this one!
This from Fitz in The Sydney Morning Herald:
My car wouldn’t start.
I opened the hood and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
“My you’re a handsome fellow,” said the bat.
I recognized the problem -bat flattery
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