Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 540
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If you are not vaccinated, I respect your choice. I am vaccinated, please respect my choice.
I’m vaccinated, not to please the government but:
* To not die from Covid-19.
* To NOT occupy a hospital bed if I get sick.
* To give our healthcare workforce a bloody break
* To hug my loved ones.
* To Not have to do PCR or antigen tests to go to a dance, go to a restaurant, go on vacation and many more things to come...
* To love my life.
* For Covid-19 to be an old memory.
* To protect all of my friends, acquaintances and all those whom I come in contact with.
On the other hand, no, I don’t know what’s in it the vaccine. Not in this vaccine, or the other ones I had as a child. I don’t know what’s in the Big Mac, or in hot dogs. I don’t have a clue of what is in treatments, for cancer, AIDS, polyarthritis, or vaccines for infants or children.
I also don’t know what’s in Ibuprofen, Tylenol, or other meds. Hey, they just cures my headaches and ease my pains.
I don’t have a clue of what is in the ink for tattoos.
So, In short, there are a lot of things I don’t know. I just know one thing: life is short, very short. I still want to do something other than just go to work every day or staying cloistered away at home. I still want to travel and hug people without fear, find a little feeling of life before it is too late.
As a child and as an adult I’ve been vaccinated for mumps, measles, rubella, polio, chicken pox, yellow fever and a few others; my parents and I trusted the science and never had to suffer through or transmit any of said diseases. So, give it up. Take the “POKE”. Your loved one’s will be glad you did.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher
Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Soviet Union politician
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defense’ by Irving Stone.
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