Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 539
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Earl_John13 shares some research with us:
Greenpeace is older than I thought ... The last book of the New Testament (Revelation of John) repeatedly mentions the seven seals! ?
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Strange facts of Life!!!!!
Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine
They say we can have gatherings with up to eight people without issues. I don’t even know eight people without issues.
Theme parks can snap a crystal-clear picture of you on a roller coaster going 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
Someone posted that they had just made synonym buns. I replied, “you mean just like the ones that grammar used to make?” I am now blocked.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers ... if you do find one, what’s your plan?
The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.
Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd but the vending machine at work can’t recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.
When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask. It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.
Covid-19 Fact: 87% of gym members don’t even know their gym is closed.
I never make the same mistake twice. I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure.
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. so now I just have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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