Chapter 538

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Whilst on their Caribbean honeymoon two young newlyweds are so in love and lust they decide to choose a tattoo for each other. Wendy chooses to have her name tattooed on her husbands dick and Dave decides to have his name placed just above her bare pussy.

Still grimacing from the pain, Dave looks down at his freshly tattooed dick and can only see WY, then he glances over to where his wife is disrobing and suddenly his dick reads WENDY.

Several days later whilst in the changing room of the hotel pool he notices a local guy standing at the next urinal and is shocked to see the guy has WNY tattooed on his dick.

“If that reads WENDY when you see my wife, I’m getting a divorce!”

“It don’t say dat mon.”

“So what does it say?”...

“WELCOME TO JAMACA ‘N HAVE A GREAT DAY” 🦠😊🦠

THE UMBRELLA - A TOUCHING STORY

On a rainy afternoon in Edmonton recently a group of protesters were gathered outside a hospital handing out pamphlets on the “evils” of vaccines and vaccine passports. They said it violated their rights???

I politely declined to take one as I entered the hospital.

There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester who offered her a pamphlet, which she too politely declined. The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman’s shoulder and in a patronizing voice said, “Don’t you care about freedoms and rights”?

The old woman looked up at her and said: “Honey, my father died in France during World War II protecting our rights and freedoms. I lost my husband to Covid, and now my daughter has it “.

“So how can a naive, privileged, ignorant, self-centred bimbo like you have the right to stand here, talk about rights and freedoms, badmouth our health-care workers, protest in front of hospitals where the health-care system is overwhelmed by this pandemic and sadly does not care about our health and safety? If you touch me again, I’ll shove this umbrella up your ass and open it.”

(PS: Those were tears of laughter)

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