Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 537
Another contribution from Sharkfin
Two cannibals stranded on an island. They ate every living thing including vegetation to survive.
Finally, with nothing left to eat one cannibal said to the other “since we are going to die, we should do as we lived. We should eat each other till we die.”
The other agreed and the laid opposite each other and started at eating each other’s feet. The first stopped and asked, “How you doing?”
The second replied “Having a ball.”
The fist said, “Slow down you’re eating too fast.”
Harry Carton is responsible for this one.
Through the pitch-black and foggy night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: “We are on a collision course. Change your course ten degrees east.”
The signal comes back: “Change yours, ten degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
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