Chapter 536

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A thought from the Telephoneman

I was on a plane once, sitting next to a very annoying child. I asked if I could move. No! Apparently, that’s not allowed if the child is yours.

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Say thanks to geoff101 for this one!!

Here’s another restroom giggle...

Seen on the cubicle wall... “Captain’s log Stardate 27325 - beamed down to the planet for a crap but encountered problems with the Klingons”

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Sharkfin, this is his responsibility ?

A man had $2000 to invest. He went to visit the president of a Kotex company. The office was very high class, and the president was extremely well dressed. He asked the president what the cost per share was and was told $500 per share. He wound up visiting the president of a trojan company. The office was very plain, and the president was dressed in shorts and tee shirt. He asked the price per share and was told $20. He questioned the difference between the Kotex and the trojan price and the president said, “they are out for blood, we are just fucking around”.