Jokes and Giggles Part Two - Cover

Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 535

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Say thank to Jon Anderson for this one:

Break out the back hoes
start digging the trenches
dig ‘em deep and long
new landscaping for the city parks
great big mounds
proof of our politician’s incompetence

Break out the back hoes
start digging the trenches
Plant them with trees
don’t worry about masks
herd immunity protects us all
except the thousands it kills
As long as one backhoe keep digging

Break out the back hoes
start digging the trenches
no beds in the ICU
set up the tents
triage in the parking lot
when the doctors and nurses don’t show up
eliminate the middleman
send them right to the park

Break out the back hoes
start digging the trenches
ring the bells
Send out your dead
When you run out of diesel
It’s picks and shovels
the burial pits just get shallower
The mounds not so tall

 
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