Chapter 531

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jus-dafax provided this one, thanks!

The teacher was talking to her second-grade students about their field trip.
“Okay class, what sounds did we hear at the farm yesterday?”
Billy “Mooo.”
Nancy “Baaa”.
Beth “Quack”
Little Johnny “Get off my fuckin’ tractor.”

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Gnostic view on Canadian Politicians 😊

Although the provincial level of government in Canada if made up of Ministers of the Legislative Assembly (MLA) the media has for decades referred to them as Ministers of Provincial Parliament (MPP)

This is done because it is similar to the federal level of government which is made of Ministers of Parliament (MP)

If the media want to continue mislabeling the provincial level, maybe they should also rename the federal MPs to Ministers Of the Federal Parliament (MFP) for consistency

Besides by calling them MFPs we introduce some truth to the government as they are a bunch of Mother Fucking Politicians

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AplusDave thoughts about urinals!

Sign at the gym urinal: “Step up close, the next guy might have bare feet.”

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