Chapter 528

More toilet humor from Dorsetmike

It’s no good standing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump six feet

Followed underneath in different hand writing

It’s no use going in next door
the crabs in there jump six feet four

You don’t come here to sit and wonder
but piss and shit and fart like thunder

Anon57 offers another toilet humor item:

Just another, along the same vein...

He who writes on shithouse walls,
rolls their shit in little balls,
he who reads these words of whit,
eats those little balls of shit

Palomino Wants to try his luck.

Here’s a somewhat close translation of a German limerick:

There was a man in Peru
that dreamt of eating his shoe,
He woke with a scare
The shoe wasn’t there
And the laces were gone too.

More toilet humor from Rationaljim

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please...

The first time I read this was at least sixty years ago, and attributed to a sign in an army latrine, along with another sign please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light.