Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 525
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Mckeon contributed this group:
POEMS FOUND IN A MEN’S PUBLIC TOILET IN SINGAPORE (and we think of Singaporeans as dull, unimaginative, uncreative?? 1 up for Singapore! Singapore Pun Boleh! )
The first one goes:
THE ‘FUTURE’ IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY’
Another one...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
This one by a budding poet...
Here I sit...
Broken hearted
Tried to shit...
But only farted
Then the next guy comes along...
You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Third guy with some inspiration... .
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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