Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 523
🦠🦠🦠🦠
😆😎
A Newfoundlander is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A large genie appears out of the bottle and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”
“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”
“OK, then, I want to die after a Trudeau Liberal Government of Canada balances the budget and eliminates the debt.”
To that the genie replies.
“You sneaky bastard”
🦠🦠🦠🦠
The source of this story is Storiesonline
To read the complete story you need to be logged in:
Log In or
Register for a Free account
(Why register?)
Get No-Registration Temporary Access*
* Allows you 3 stories to read in 24 hours.
