Chapter 518

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Two Scotsmen, Archie and Jamie, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding.

“Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jamie. “I’ve got everythin’ organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the Minister, even ma stag night”.

Archie nods approvingly.

“I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jamie.

“A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that.”

“What’s the tartan?...”

“Och,” says Jamie, “I’d imagine she’ll be in white.”

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