Chapter 516

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Important News Bulletin: from fagan8300
The Energizer Bunny has been arrested.
The charge is Battery

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This one is from Durock:

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished came to a roadside Inn with a sign that read: “George and the Dragon.” He knocked.

The Innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window, looked him up and down and said, “we got no room for the likes of you!”

“Could ye just spare some victuals then?”, he asked.

The woman once again looked at his shabby, dirty clothes and shouted, “No, be gone with ye!”

The beggar pleaded, “I’m desperately parched, could I have just a half pint of ale?”

“No!” she shouted.

“Then mum, could I at least get in out of the cold and sleep in your stable for the night?”

“No!” she shouted again.

Then the vagabond said timidly, “Might I please...” “What now?” the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.

“Just one more thing, d’ye suppose I might have a word with George?”

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Telephoneman is responsible for this one 😆😎

Attractive woman to her date. “Do you have any children?”

He answers, “Yes one that’s just under two.”

Her response. “I may be blonde, but I know how many one is!”

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Say thanks to jus-dafax for this one:

Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that.

“I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him.

A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”

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Aldo Sending of this was somewhat delayed, as did these on my desktop, but rarely sign on there, sorry for the delay. I hope these didn’t go stale in that time.

Aldo Jokes never go stale, there is always a new group of eyes looking for humor!!

Well, SmokeyJoe thought about why Tarzan has no beard even if lives in the jungle and has no razor. He obviously had lots of other things to think about, so didn’t think this through.

In fact, this barely scratches the surface of it (yes, intended).

Nobody ever saw Tarzan sharpening his knife. Maybe it was either EverSharp™️ or NeverDull™️.