Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 515
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Special thanks to Irishblue for this one:
A woman at the supermarket spotted a very handsome man shopping. She kept him in view and as he was about to go to the checkout, she slipped in front of him in the queue. She was flirting with him and being suggestive in the queue. She waited for him after the checking out and he offered to help her carry her bags to her car. At this point her libido was working overtime so she whispered in his ear: “I’ve an Itchy Pussy!”
He answered: “Well you’ll have to point it out to me; all these Japanese cars look the same to me!”
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??? Storyreader67 contibution:
Two cowboys are lost and about to die of starvation. Suddenly they see what appears to be a tree covered in bacon. “A bacon tree” yells one of the cowboys “We are saved”. He starts running towards the tree but soon drops dead - riddled with bullets. Turns out it was a ham-bush.
???? george5 contribution, thanks
my dad called his car Shasta:
Shasta have gas
Shasta have oil
Shasta have air in her tyres
Shasta have parts
Shasta have repairs
Shasta have more parts and more repairs...
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??? Another one from Alphqwe
I heard a Chief on a T.V. cooking show say “Where there’s fat there’s flavor. I know he was talking about cooking, but I took it as a compliment anyway. ???
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