Chapter 512

Subject: Jehovah Witness

A rare occurrence

There was a knock on the door this morning, I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:

“I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”

I said “Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?”

He said, “ Fucked if I know - I’ve never got this far before!”

Jack Green provided this gem. ?

When His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales got out of the royal limousine at Aberfliarff, a mining village in the Cwmbyyerr Valley, South Wales, the welcoming group of village worthies gaped in amazement. HRH was wearing headgear reminiscent of the racoon skin cap favoured by the late David Crocket except the dead animal perched on HRH’s head was a fox, with the mask, as the face of a fox is known to the Hunting Set, to the fore and the brush, as the tail of a fox is known to the Hunting Set, hanging half way down the back of Prince Charles.