Chapter 511

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Alphqwe continues, many thanks

Dear Algebra, please stop asking where your Xbox is.

I don’t know.

I don’t know Y either.

🦠🦠🦠🦠 Irishblue has added a few more product descriptions.

This reminded me of some famous PR mistakes in Product names:

1. Nissan Pajero (Pajero is Spanish for Wanker)
2. Opel Nova (Non Va means doesn’t go) (Opel was one of GM’s trade names
3. Irish Mist a liqueur (Mist is German for Damn, and Miste is German for Crap)
4. Ford Pinto (Pinto in Portuguese means tiny men’s balls)
5. Mercedes used the name Bensi in China, it means rush to die
6. Vicks introduced their cough drops in Germany where Vicks means sexual intercourse
7. American Motors Matador (Literally Matador means Killer in Spanish)
And now we all know a little bit more 😆😎

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More on the Car theme. tavern_knight’s contribution!!

I’m guessing that Pontiac was removed b/c it’s been termed racist.

“Ford”

First on Race Day.

Fourth (or Fifth) on Race Day.

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From george5

He owned many Chevys before moving on to other GM marques. He pulled this ditty out while dealing with one that was a retired taxicab:

Chevrolay, Chevrolay, Shove her home and let her stay.

Chevrolett, Chevrolett, Shove her home and let her set.

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HarryCarton provided this one, makes one think!!!!!

There I was Watching the Bermuda Philharmonic playing beautiful music

Then suddenly man playing the triangle disappeared.

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Alphqwe sent us another one.

A very hot woman went to the hair salon one day. As she was waiting for her turn she saw a really good looking man sitting quietly in the salon.

She got up and moved over to sit down next to him and said “My your just so good looking! How about after I’m done here you and I get together and some real private fun.”

“I’m married.” He replied.

“That’s O.K.” she said, “Just Call her and say that you need to go visit a friend who is in the hospital.”

“Tell her yourself, she the one doing your hair.”

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