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Jokes and Giggles Part Two

Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 511

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Alphqwe continues, many thanks

Dear Algebra, please stop asking where your Xbox is.

I don’t know.

I don’t know Y either.

???? Irishblue has added a few more product descriptions.

This reminded me of some famous PR mistakes in Product names:

1. Nissan Pajero (Pajero is Spanish for Wanker)
2. Opel Nova (Non Va means doesn’t go) (Opel was one of GM’s trade names
3. Irish Mist a liqueur (Mist is German for Damn, and Miste is German for Crap)
4. Ford Pinto (Pinto in Portuguese means tiny men’s balls)
5. Mercedes used the name Bensi in China, it means rush to die
6. Vicks introduced their cough drops in Germany where Vicks means sexual intercourse
7. American Motors Matador (Literally Matador means Killer in Spanish)
And now we all know a little bit more ??

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More on the Car theme. tavern_knight’s contribution!!

I’m guessing that Pontiac was removed b/c it’s been termed racist.


“Ford”

First on Race Day.

Fourth (or Fifth) on Race Day.

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From george5

 
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