Jokes and Giggles Part Two
Copyright© 2017 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 51
Compliments of Reltney McFee
So, once upon a time, a construction crew was working outside a convent. This was long ago, in a more delicate time, and, well, the workmen were a plain spoken lot.
After a time, the Mother Superior invited the construction foreman to meet with her, so they could discuss some things.
She related how the tender sensibilities of the sisters were tested by the Anglo-Saxon terms employed by the workers, and could the foreman please encourage his employees to tone it down.
He replied, “Well, you know, Reverend Mother that these are a rough lot, plain spoken men. They are not attuned to the more sensitive things in life. Being plain spoken, they are inclined to call a spade a spade!”
The Mother Superior drew herself up to her full 5 foot height, and returned, “You know that’s bullshit! They call it a fucking shovel!”
More from St John
Jokes
“Hey, Domino’s. I got your pizza and there ain’t any toppings ... no nothin’ ... it’s like only just bread!” “Please give us your phone number and street address”. “Never mind ... I opened the box upside down!”
My neighbour. She’s single. She’s shapely. She’s beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied “Nope, I’m free!” “Great” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”
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