Chapter 509

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Acura:
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents

Aston:
A Stupendous Ton of needles!

Audi:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Allows Users Driving Idiocy

Beetle:
By Everyone’s Experience, They Last Eternally!
Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine

BMW:
Bring Money in Wads
Broken Mechanical Wreck
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste / Big Money Waster
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Break My Window
Busted My Wallet

Buick:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Built Under Inspection of Crazy Korean
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

Camaro:
Can’t America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet:
Constantly having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Expensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Completely Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engineering Technology

Chevy:
Can’t have expensive vehicle yet
Consumers hate every vehicle yet
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

Chrysler:
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Can’t He Repair Your Slow, Leaky, Expensive Rustbucket?
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Recall
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative’s

Citroen:
Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes
Creates Indescribable Trouble, Really Evil Old Nutter

Dodge:
Department of Defense Gravity Experiment
Dad’s old dumb garage experiment
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
Dude on dude gay entertainment
Dead on driveway gears exploded
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Don’t Over Drive a Gutless Engine
Dukes Often Destroy Good Engines
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver’s Generous Ego
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Fiat:
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
First In Automotive Troubles
Found It At Tip (junkyard)

Ford:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Backwards ... Driver Returns On Foot
Backwards ... Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
Failure Only Runs Downhil
Freak Only Runs Downhil
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge / Datsun
Frigin Oakies Really Dig it
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside’s Destroyed
Backwards ... Don’t Ride Over Fifty
Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forget OutRunning Dale
Found On Railroad Deserted
Found On Railroad Dead
Fools Only Read Directions
First On Repair Dolly
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords
Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found On Russian Dump
Forfiet On Race Day
Found On River Dead
Failure Of Research & Development

Ford LTD:
Found On Road Dying, Left To Die

Geo:
Get Everyone Out
Good Engineering Overlooked
Gets Eventually Over 50

GMC:
Gay Man’s Cruiser
Gay Mans Chevy
Garage Man’s Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got Mechanic Coming
Generally Made Crappy

Holden: (Australian GMC)
Heap Of Low Down Engineered Nonsense

Honda:
Highly Overpriced Non-Domestic Automobile
Hold On No Damn Anchor
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
Horsepower Option Never Did Appear
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Had One, No Damn Acceleration
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Harley Owners Need Dependable Alternatives

Hyundai:
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive...
Hope You Understand No Dependable Auto is Included
Hold Your Underwear Near Dykes After Intercourse

Jaguar:
Junk Always Going Under At Repair shop
Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Jerks Are Giving Unasked Advice Regularly